http://www.paydayadvancesolutions.com/cash-loans/n26.html Fast cash loans are what we are all about. At least we used to be. Now we are merely an informational site that tells you about them. More on that below. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Understanding fast cash loans In the market for fast cash loans? So are we. Payday Advance Solutions used to provide lenders with them, in fact. We were bought out by a larger conglomerate of fast cash loans providers in 2002, however, and have been regulated to informational site duties ever since. Which, frankly, kind of bites - we loved giving cash advance loans to the poor and needy, leading them like beautiful sheep into the pen to fleece them ruthlessly. It's like when you win the Heisman your senior year in college, then get benched in favor of Ty Detmer your first year in the pros. What a crock. You get the idea. Anyway, we're here to talk about fast cash loans, not faceless, bureaucratic companies ruining employees' lives! The song on the radio right now, Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. Just in case you were curious. Sorry if you don't care. There just isn't a lot going on around here. In reality, payday cash loans are incredibly, unbearably boring. Fast cash loans - like the neighborhood bicycle Back before the merger, Payday Advance Solutions used to be the neighborhood bicycle of sorts. Or the girl in high school that let everybody get to second base on the first date. With our fast cash loans, everybody got a ride. We were pumping out dozens of them a day. Our customer service representatives were almost always backed up. With the kind of interest rates that you can get away with charging on fast cash loans (15-20 percent for two freaking weeks), we were making a killing. Just think about how fast cash loans work for a second... You can get one as long as you have a job, since that serves as collateral (i.e., we know you will be paying back the money because you have the cash flow coming in). We waive credit checks to get you the money faster. Why? Because by doing so, we give you less time to consider the negatives of fast cash loans. And once we've got you sucked in, it's money in the bank for us! After your next paycheck arrives, we reclaim our cash loans from your account. But the standard interest, 400 percent a year or somewhere around that. Standard operating protocol. Then the company was bought and the bigwigs delegated this site to us. Well we're going to show them. We're going to reveal all the secrets of fast loans that they don't want you to know. Suckers. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT